Music:The cool bay breeze fluttering the shades....
Interjection the First
So, I know I suck. I'm sure that there are actually some of you dying to find out all the details of my last days, and where you can buy Apple tee shirts not otherwise available to the public (Can you believe that, over the course of only 15 months, that I've had nearly 20 foisted on me by that company? Might as well make some money off of them, especially since I know I'll never want to wear any of them again).
This post, unfortunately, is not going to cover any of that. Bear with me, I'm just now starting to feel human again.