At last I have found the perfect artwork to go with this piece of twisted brilliance (warning: 5.4 Mb file). I first encountered it 10 years ago when it was making the rounds at Apple, where it induced painful laughter.
(BTW, readers in Office Land should know that this is sorta kinda not work safe. I mean, they don't actually say ANYTHING that wasn't said in the original series, obviously, but context is everything. You'll understand when you hear it.)
* Yes, this is a real song. I even have it in my iTunes. So there.