Yohannon (yohannon) wrote,
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And Then the Envelope I Was Pushing Gave Me a Paper Cut...

First let me say that Facebook sucks. Second, no sooner did I post the previous example of screaming ennui than I saw this intensely appropriate entry at realastrology.com:
Aquarius Horoscope for week of April 21, 2011 "Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years," read the headline in The Onion. "I always thought that if I kept searching and exploring, I'd discover who I truly was," the report began, quoting 38-year-old Andrew Speth. "Well, I looked deep into the innermost recesses of my soul, and you know what I found? An empty, windowless room the size of an aircraft hangar. From now on, if anybody needs me, I'll be sprawled out on my couch drinking black-cherry soda and watching Law & Order like everybody else." I wonder if Speth is an Aquarius? Many of my Aquarian acquaintances seem to have hit a dead end recently in their quest to fulfill the ancient maxim "Know thyself." If you're like that, please hang on. The floodgates of self-discovery will open soon.
Sheesh.
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