I basically tried to warn her off, asking her if she really wanted to deal with a relationship of any sort with someone with as insane a personal life as mine (part of "raising the bar" includes being honest to a fault about EVERYTHING). After reading it, she tells me "of course I do". My response?
"Even if I should come with more warnings than a Happy Fun Ball?"
Her response: "Sorry, have to say it. 'Do not taunt Yohannon'"
(major points for getting the reference, and finding a pithy comeback)