Yohannon (yohannon) wrote,

Phone Post: Rant

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“Okay, so the asshole in the silver sports car who nearly sideswipes me at about a hundred plus ... on 880, and then just whipped across three lanes of traffic to uh take the [garbled] Boulevard exit the vanity plate cergain, C-E-R-G-A-I-N. Guess what, you're a prick, and a little one at that. And as a little prick, which I think is a redundant statement if you think about it, you're never going to get a bigger one, no matter how many of those pumps you buy off the Internet. So, I just suggest you slow down a little bit, and stop pretending that the turn signal is a request, and not a warning. Next time someone [garbled] [by me] off that exit, and decide to follow you home. Think about that.

I feel better now. Thanks for listening.”

Transcribed by: dafydd
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