My tweets

Mon, 12:03: TL;DR: The trouble with random numbers is they aren't very random. Pictures of perpetually running lava lamps prod… https://t.co/SPFnPtVM2b
Mon, 12:06: Weird Facts of Yo(re): I met a lot of venture capitalists during my https://t.co/aOvkSei346 days (1998-2001); I'm n… https://t.co/foXuXD7KUR
Mon, 12:56: #ALGOP: It's okay, it's not like she can prove... [ picture of Moore's sig in 14yo's yearbook ] #ALGOP: What's so… https://t.co/JDUR4hRNgY
Mon, 13:06: Note this: In Alabama, #GOP candidates calling out #GrumpyOldPedos can be prevented from running as republicans. Y… https://t.co/uA8SEGeDpq
Mon, 13:13: As much as I love the brevity of #GrumpyOldPedos, I love #GrandOldPedobears as well. Within the first paragraph, "… https://t.co/9nO5dZE0Va
Mon, 15:03: RT @Ziganna: https://t.co/26x4bLo0oi
Mon, 18:44: RT @funder: .@FoxNews-It’s time for you to #FireHannity. Everyone who retweets this agrees. His Roy Moore defense is one of the more disgus…
Mon, 21:43: Sadly this is actually a fairly accurate commentary on the actual reaction. https://t.co/DD8cx1Vcpl
Tue, 00:42: RT @JYSexton: The biggest topic on the Right is how to get a child molester elected so a perjured Attorney General can resign and his repla…
Tue, 00:57: RT @zachbraff: From 1-10 how embarrassing is our president? https://t.co/dIJ9BSvCdO

Tue, 09:11: Okay sexy fat peoples in my life; here’s a call to action that my skinny (comparatively speaking) butt can’t fill.… https://t.co/GRQSKXApjr
Tue, 09:14: Doug wouldn’t, but I’m crass enough to do so: 😡 #RoyMooreChildPredator #RoyMooreChildMolester #RoyMooreForSenate… https://t.co/Hs5sIwJTEn
Tue, 09:24: Wait, did sessions just throw the Don under the raper bus?! 🚌 #MolesterInChief #RapistInChieg #JailtotheChief https://t.co/ltD9bQFEvL