What was the coldest place you ever had sex?
Ok, this is a tough call. There WAS the time I bent a girlfriend over in the walk-in refrigerator at college (I was working the snack bar at the Campus Center), but that was actually only 45 degrees F.
The clearest memory I have was driving to the house in Boulder Creek several years ago with Roni. She had been stroking my thigh for the last hour, and it had finally gotten to the point where I had to have her Right Now. Never mind we were less than ten minutes from home.
So I pulled over shortly after turning on to highway 9 from Skyline, and pulled her from the car. It couldn't have been warmer than the upper 20's that night (I think that was the same year we got snow in BC for the first time in 46 years), but I still bent her over the front fender (warmed by the heat of the engine, fortunately), peeled down her pants and panties, and fucked her hard and fast for about ten minutes.
It was WONDERFUL.
What was your favorite Archies Comics character?
Jughead. He always seemed the most relaxed of the bunch.
Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise?
Mayo. With Kraft american cheese slices on wonder bread, of course. :P
What is your favorite thing that your genitalia have been called?
Wow, funny question. Never was into that "Name Your Penis" thing, though inevitably people WOULD call it things like "John Jr." our such. One phrase that makes me blush is when people say I have such a beautiful cock. In those words. Completely independently of each other.
When I asked one to explain what they meant, they said "trust me...there are some pretty ugly cocks out there."
The pinnacle: When a LESBIAN told me I had a pretty penis.
What character from Gone with the Wind do you most identify with?
You know, I still haven't seen that movie all the way through.
Have you ever had gay sex while a member of the opposite sex was in the room?
Hell yes. First time when I was 19.
What was the worst place you ever lived?
This one was really tough: Define "worst". I mean, this could mean structurally (the tent I spent one summer in when I didn't want to go home between years in college), or perhaps in a more general sense (anywhere my stepfather was still drinking).
Describe the noises you make during the throes of ecstasy?
Ok, I'll trust people in the know to add to this, but MY perception is that I sometimes like to talk, especially if I'm playing "prolong the orgasm". When I finally go over, I start the "oh yeahs", that sort of "Hrmmmmmm, hrmmmM!" noise that can build into an inarticulate yelling, then a sort of panting/gasping/generalized sort of noise.
Favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Horton Hears a Who.
Most physical pain you've ever been in?
Ok, needle phobics and squeamish, scroll on down, ok?
When I turned 16 I was in a hospital for a series of tests, for about a month. I was having some trouble with seizures and the like, and they finally decided that it WASN'T all in my head.
So I got the EEG, CAT scan, and a few dozen other things done.
And then...the spinal tap.
No, that wasn't it. It was unpleasant, yeah, but certainly not on a par with breaking my arm two years earlier. The problem started when they sort of did something wrong (exactly what was never clear to me) that resulted in the most agonizing pain I had ever experienced.
Start with a migraine. Yes, START: light sensitivity, nausea to the point where NOTHING would stay down (even water, which got the nurse's attention after a few hours), and searing, fiery, someone just fucking SHOOT me already pain. Then go up an order of magnitude, and include your entire back and everything that happens to be connected to your spinal cord.
It took me about 12 hours to crack (what can I say, I'm stubborn) and beg for something for the pain. They gave me tylenol.
Thus at 11:35 PM I was on the phone with my mother (I think it too me an hour to dial...I couldn't raise my head up for more than a few seconds) unabashedly bawling, begging her to do ANYTHING to make it stop hurting.
I have no idea who she yelled at, but within 15 minutes someone came in to give me this little yellow pill. Somehow I managed to keep it down, and felt better enough to call her back (as instructed) to let her know that I was ok.
I wound up on an IV with codeine for the next 9 days. Ever since, even getting my wisdom teeth pulled was a cakewalk.
Most emotional pain you've ever been in?
I was SO tempted to pass on this, but decided to give it a shot.
It's a tie between two events -- the first was finding out my parents were getting divorced, at the age of 8. When I think about it now, I regret that my mother had to contend with my hysteria on top of what SHE felt. In large part that's due to my experience when my recently departed ex-wife ejected me from her life. A good friend rescued me, and I found myself literally howling in my grief in the back seat of her car for hours.
Name of the street that you cruised on while a teenager?
Second Avenue, Brentwood, NY. Of course, that was on a ten-speed...
First time you ever kissed a girl?
I was 14, so that had to be 1977...Renee Arnamann, if you're out there, let me know how you are.
First time you ever kissed a guy?
You know, the first time I kissed a guy with no reservations was only 7 years ago. I mean kissing a boy as deeply and passionately as kissing a girl.
Spiderman. No, really... I was a nerd, skinny and unpopular. Hell, it was even placed in NY.
Most unfavorite nickname you were ever given?
Gaylord. It was from High School, and Joey Stein seemed to like the fact that it played right into my own insecure sexuality. Of course, then HE turned around and became a hair dresser...and THEN came out.
Favorite state of mind?
Passionate. Something I need to cultivate more, I think.
Favorite part of the body to lick? Name only one.
I'm assuming you mean someone elses body. Only ONE part? Not fair...I LIKE licking. I admit genitalia is fun (male or female), and that's as close to ONE part I can come up with.
A close second would be...er... well... I guess that COULD be considered a part of genitalia. (blush!)
Grandmothers' maiden names?
Without asking my mother first? Unlikely. I know SHE knows because she's nuts for family history.