- As a result of a frame up job, I was interviewed by the secret service for threatening the life of the President of These United States (as opposed to the Other United States, I imagine...)
- I lost my virginity in a tree house on long island with two fat women at once.
- Camryn Manheim once played with my nipples in public.
- I once had sex in a industrial sized stainless steel sink that I regularly washed pots in while working a cafeteria in college.
- I have starred in a full length porn movie, a large part of which was loosely based on my own life.
Note: No fair if you already know which are which giving it away to those who don't... I promise to give FULL explanations for each truth/lie in a later post.