While I sit here playing with scripts, I'm listing to the best radio station on earth, Freedom California's KPIG (one-oh-seven OINK five). They have a wonderful synopsis of what the Shrub has really accomplished in the last year:
State of the President
Right now there is actually a discussion of a south american musician who was known for playing a live pig as a musical instrument by tickling the pig in various places.
Since there is nothing I can say that could POSSIBLY top that for sheer weirdness...