Roni said something that made me think that my attitude is contagious in good ways: "Maybe he thought 'compact' referred to the size of his dick". Sweet!
Adding to the fun was the knowledge that he had parked further than he thought... level 2 is actually a sort of "mid level", so he would have to go up or down a flight of stairs to get to where-ever he needed to go. By parking on the third floor we got an even CLOSER parking space to the entrance, and never had to take the stairs at all.
I know I'm not one to talk, but it's a wonder some people survive to procreate.